Well here is the rundown of things as they stand now.

dorktech.com is back online
I applied for more writing jobs
my birthday is in 3 days (not 6)
my fish died
I am using a pirated version of Photoshop CS4
CS3 is broken until school starts
when I told my family that my fish was dead, they told me to pick up the dead rabbit on our lawn
I got braces
they hurt like hell
great birthday present...
there are a few GIF's that I'm not going to post here, only on tumblr because they only really work when they are together
gravity falls if amazing


and that's it. A complete rundown of my life since the last time I posted anything. I'm still getting used to CS4 so new stuff is taking longer to make, and summer is entertaining. Cheers!

I was doing a comment on an entry to my forum challenge and noticed that I was the second comment. I didn't realize this and posted a nonsensical reply to the first comment. That's when I realized my mistake. It just.......feels like I was playing leapfrog with unicorns

Remember how I said I would do a bunch of stuff in a previous journal entry? I lied. But now I have a new Homestuck poster up! Yay for me and you! I am obsessing over legend of korra right now and because nobody would ever read this, Zebras are cool. I am also torrenting the first season of GoT if anybody wants a copy when I am done. Not that I expect to get any offers on this...

I decide this at 9:30 at night when I have lots of things to be doing, like Homestuck, Legend of Korra episodes, and listening to good music. I will do new bookmarks from a Clash of Kings tonight, highlighting important (in my opinion) phrases and quotes I liked from the book. I may also do one of the words of the great houses. Cheers!

I am thinking of starting a new anime, called Torado. It is supposedly really good. I also have to keep reading homestuck, and a bunch of other stuff. Goddangit all! and I need to meet new people. I am planning to find people that I like on DA and say hi to them. If you are one of those people and are reading this, I promise I don't bite (actually I can't promise that...) and I'm not a creep...(actually, the same as with the biting), but I'm fun, I can promise that. I also got glasses. Damn, I look sexy in glasses. That is all. Cheers!

I am currently submitted to the 8-bit design contest for DA sweatshirts. My current submission is a ninja with a sword on the back and the words GAME NINJA (I HAVE A SWORD). I am currently trying to make a knight, but it isn't working out great. In other news, I died again in minecraft, losing my island chain, sky bridge, and budding jungle tree that I wanted to turn into a home. I might watch Anime movies to distract myself from the SOUL SUCKING HORRIBLE LOSS!  Also, I might need glasses. The bad news is, I cant see shit out of my left eye. The good news is, I look damn sexy in glasses. I also submitted a few more things, like a journal that might remind you of a specific game and a new brush pack. Cheers!

Somebody here showed me a link to Black Rock Shooter and I am downloading it as we speak. I wrote 2 articles for [link] but neither have been published yet due to backlog. I'm at the top of the list with both though! And my internet has been going down a lot recently and I can only take humiliating death in minecraft so many times. And so, I turned to my old sprite making program. It is actually more of a game designing program, but it has a cool pixel editing thing that I use to create my little sprites. I just made 2 more, so check them out....My internet better not go down while I am downloading this....

If anybody wants to visit [link] and find all my articles to read, feel free. That is my only source of income at the moment and I need the cash so I can get into restricted internet space and write more articles! I'm actually thinking of doing commissions, but nobody watches me and it would be pointless. I have some projects I'm working on, like minimalism movie posters, a stupid fake movie poster, and a hitchhikers guide to the galaxy print. Now, on to writing less important things!

My parents dragged me to a flea market today (in billion degree southern California weather) and I started to look around. Here is a list of the items I found and eventually bought:


1 a batman batarang knife thing that is razor sharp, looks bad-ass, and comes in its own cool case.

2 A copy of the restaurant at the end of the universe. This is the second book in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy trilogy in five parts, and in my experience the hardest to find. I am about 40% through it right now and will probably stay up all night finishing it.

3 A Jirachi phone charm. This may not seem exciting compared to the other two, but I like it.

I did it! I am now officially a writer on [link] and as promised, I made my newest short piece into a poster. This one is 18x24 so I can get more print sizes in (hint: buy one) and I can't tell if I incorporated sci-fi in it enough. It pictures a soldier storming an island beach and dying as the battle is won. Hughes, the only other soldier referred to by name, is taken from Fullmetal Alchemist. It was originally my plan to have him die, but I decided to walk the reader through the steps of the death instead of being at the living end. Tell me what you think of it and don't forget ot check out my articles on the website!

That's right! I got the job at [link] and here is my first article: [link] so as I promised on tumblr, I am going to write a sci-fi story and maybe do a piece of it on here. I can't do it today but hopefully this weekend I will do it. Support me and the other writers by going to the site, becoming members and leaving comments! Cheers!
-Chris

I have a lot to say! but before all that, do you want to know whats really awkward? when you go camping and you return home to find your toilet filled with an electric blue liquid. Apparently my mom put some weird chemical in it to clean it and it turned the water blue. Well, on to what I have to say:

1 I have writers block. this sucks bug time. I can't write AT ALL! Do you realize how frustrating that is?

2 I applied for a job. because I can't legally apply for a "job" I applied to write for a tech blog. I'll tell you if I get the job... Thyey said they would reply in a few hours from the submission, but it's been 24 hours so I'm freaking out

3 I entered a contest to design a CD cover for somebody on deviantart... That's what my latest 2 works were.

4 My phone is crap. I have a crappy 5 dollar phone and it just broke. but luckily, I only have to deal with it for one more month until my contract is up and I might get an Iphone...

5 I went on the forums. They are so unlike anything else I've ever seen! I'm on some of them 24/7

6 I found a new manga. It's not strictly new, but hunterXhunter is amazing. I have started to read it from the beginning to the current volume

I said I would go onto the forums, and I will, but for now, I have way too little free time for forums (even though i love them). But in other (and better) news, I have a poster out! My anti-ACTA poster that I made to protest the new laws. I started reading Harry Potter again, from start to finish. I think my next poster will be HP themed...

I am just about to start going and posting in the forums. I have a lot to tell you about life before i do that, however. A quick rundown starts now:

Me and Taylor are really happy together
i have rubber bands in my teeth to move my teeth into position for braces
the rubber bands hurt like hell
i bought hamlet, my favorite play ever
the beetles rock (sorry just had to add that in)
i read way too much
I am getting a fish and naming it Peeve
I got Photoshop
Photoshop is for a class I am in, lit mag, which is taking student literature and art and putting it int a yearly magazine/book
I have a chess board in my room, but my sister refuses to play with me

and that's about it. I have nothing else to say.

ok a confession. my real name is chris. I make fake identities for myself on the internet and made this as part of one. then i started using it.... but now i just told you my name so all better.

it is the 18th!, which means that I am officially 16 (my profile says 1985 but its really 1995) yahooo!!! im going to upload an extra birthday doodle today so keep watch for it